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Never Back Down

(unless it’s to drool in Donny’s lap)

The dog’s name was spelled CRICKET, but was pronounced KIM JONG UN. So she did technically meet and stare him down before gibbing his North Korean puppy ass in the Noem family gravel pit.

Sounds like my 9 year old screaming “I didn’t!!!” When he clearly did

The Multi-Account Containers extension is great for this. Each container keeps its own context, so you can be logged in to the same service twice (or more) in tabs in one window. Can set it up so that some sites will always use a certain container, or that sites in a container will always use a proxy. That is EXTREMELY useful to me.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/multi-account-containers/

It was always going to come to this. Donald Trump is all my dad’s shitty email forwards come to life.

As this picture scrolled into view I thought This will be the worst kidney stone I’ve ever seen.

“My kid got measles and it’s my fault, can I get a WHOOP WHOOP”

Even a remake of Okami would be great. Skip the weird simulated voices and let me mash buttons through all dialog, not just some of them. And skip the stone wall guardian guys. That should do it.

I thought I loved the first book when I read it, but I realized I hated the entire series when I read the fourth book.

Why not both?

This is the kind of thing Bob Page would do.

There’s a lady at the door of the Hacks Cross store in Memphis that is absolutely relentless about seeing and reading the values on membership cards as people enter the store. I feel sure that she used to be a living legend at the highway patrol before she retired and took this job.

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I had always interpreted the Walking Simulator label as a pejorative and never paid any attention to games described this way. Recently though I got The Invincible because some of the screenshots reminded me of old John Berkey paintings and I’m a total sucker for that kind of stuff, and I just absolutely loved it. I’m looking forward to trying out Firewatch.

Their business is only in propping up accusations, so he’s just gonna blather.

“Hey Siri, fast forward two minutes”

Seems like they’re always looking straight out of the screen, just looking dead at you all the time. I hate it when people do that in real life.

It’s so good. It’s mostly just little happy musical chords that are inserted into the dialog. The tones give Rocky a great depth of character.

I feel like the version we had definitely had its name printed as Birdo and not Ostro. I have always called that thing Birdo.

The author of this comic strip came to our house one time when I was little. He was visiting some family at Pickwick Lake (I think) and somehow came over to our house with some of my stepmom’s friends. I absolutely couldn’t believe it that somebody famous was there with us at our house. He seemed like a really nice person and he left a couple of doodles of our dogs and an autograph for me and my brother.