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  • paholg@lemm.eetoHelldivers 2@lemmy.caTheoretically speaking, of course
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    3 months ago

    No, that’s the point of the comment you’re responding to. It’s painfully obvious that the bugs have no way to fling asteroids into the Earth, and the only “evidence” that it was the bugs is in-universe propaganda.

    You can make the most over-the-top satire in the world, and people still won’t get it.




  • paholg@lemm.eetomemes@lemmy.worldOccupational fulfillment
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    3 months ago

    One of my favorite lines in the game is (paraphrasing):

    The problem with the bugs is that they’re relentless expansionists. We’ve found them on almost every planet in their territory that we’ve colonized.

    It’s also pretty clear that we’ve been farming the bugs for space oil.


  • paholg@lemm.eetoProgrammer Humor@programming.devExam Answer
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    3 months ago

    Works even better in Ruby, as the code as given is valid, you just need to monkey patch length:

    #!/usr/bin/env ruby
    
    module DayLength
      def length
        if ["Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday"].include? self
          "24 hours"
        else
          super
        end
      end
    end
    
    class String
      prepend DayLength
    end
    
    day = "Monday"
    
    x = day.length
    
    print(x)