Robot vacuum and clothes drier.

Ark.

I’m smart enough to know that everyone is both smart and stupid.

I’m stupid enough to believe that doesn’t apply to me.

Ripert.

Isn’t that only how American(?) toilets work? Other places don’t flush using the siphon effect.

No wonder they were Angry Birds.

In this case it is a form of Transmissible Cancer.

Decimight

I will sleep for 5 hours then be awake for the next 32.

A spider bit my toe right as I was falling asleep. Decided I would deal with it in the morning.

Fortunately that was the case.

Oh no! Anyway…

Once you realise the so called “sun” is really flat, the answer becomes obvious.

They pipe the oxygen in from behind the sun.

Yeah. Looked at my arm and thought “which one is the special freckle?”

They don’t even drink chat.

“beasts of the field”… What is this? Reads like some Klan shit.

A few sentences later. Oh.

It was in fact built that way

So the ladies can check out the men’s plumage as they perform a dance off.

Kind of https://cemarking.net/chinese-export/

I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.

Don’t confuse a CE mark with a CE mark