Emoji support would be :chefs-kiss:

Obtuse literalist programmer moment

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk

Last i heard he was in jail

Turns out, you can buy plenty of freedom in the states

ecofascism baybeee

In one go?

Oh boy amateur racial crime stats

muh vibeo ganes

Yeah the market sucks, but being salty about parents financially supporting their kids ain’t it

That is quite literally an act of war FREEDOM, YEEEHAWW.

We are, ya assholes!

lmao be mad

Go outside and touch the very first grass you see

One got stopped trying to flee the country parking lot

1979: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_Majority

Keyring is the biggest pita. Otherwise just read the news feed before you update and you’ll be fine

Me and the boys on thumb day

PO TAY TOES

Dub Bu$h