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  • You shall make no idols to yourselves; and you shall not set up for yourselves graven images, or a memorial pillar. And you shall not set up any image of stone in your land in order to bow down to it. For I am Jehovah your God.

    He went pretty ape shit about the golden cow—as believable any part of that story goes. Catholics seem to be all about idoloc knick-knacks and getting all stabby and controlling over them… Like, the opposite of what a Christian is meant to do.





  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldhere we go
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    6 days ago

    I think it’s worse here.

    Reddit

    “The grass is blue.”

    “No, the grass is green. Here is a source.”

    “Oh.”

    Lemmy

    “The grass is blue.”

    “No, the grass is green. Here is a source.”

    “Bro, your own source says it’s the chemicals in grass that make it green LOL.”

    “That’s correct.”

    “So you think just because it appears green from the chemicals, it’s green?”

    “Yes. It’s certainly not blue.”

    “Actually without the chemicals it would be translucent which would be reflective of the sky, making it blue like how the ocean does.”

    “Sure. Except there’s chemicals that make it green instead.”

    “I don’t see how you’re not understanding how stupid that is. It’s not the grass that’s green.”

    “And in your analogy it’s not the grass that’s blue.”

    “You clearly don’t understand science and I pity you. I won’t waste any more of my time. Good day, sir.”

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  • I’m good with warning labels, so long as I can take most of them off. You know the ones, they make you yearn for the backstory, but also make you depressed every time you see it. Like this one. Many people would know things surrounding fire are hot. Plenty would’ve unintentionally touched it, “Fuck! Ow. Duh.” and hope no one saw. But someone had a Skinner moment, “No! It’s the manufacturer that’s wrong. Where’s a lawyer?!”