Jesus, I’ve never seen this show, but I could still hear her damn voice. #CaptainJanesTheWay

Remember the Duracell ad?

https://youtu.be/hGCv7RzEwR8?si=aUQV4jMZbXa5RBh4

Or schools expeling you for truancy…

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can’t hear it, lol.

Ugh, as the loser that once tried this tactic, it’s a coward move.

But some of us didn’t get parents, so conflict resolution was always “I’m the parent and i didn’t remember asking you a fucking question!?” (Actual quote from my sperm donor).

So we “win” by going limp and getting the other party frustrated enough to leave us alone…

To Sto’Vo’Kor!

RIP Kurn, son of Mogh

Edit: i just realized I wanted a Klingon to “rest in peace”. Fight the good fight in the afterlife, warrior.

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me…

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I’ve never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don’t count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I’m to be put to death because I’m gay. Fights over, decency lost.

Suicide rate about to chime in.

Hack n slash games: disable weapon “trails”.

I don’t need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon…

Oh honey, the last name isn’t the (main) problem…

No one wants to pay for channels they don’t watch…

Yeah, I’d just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad

AI Models Falter Answering Election Questions in Spanish.

I took care of one of my mother’s dogs, an overeater bordering on obese (the dog, my mother weighs 120 freedom units).

I went through about four different dog food brands before settling on RRs, apparently it’s good enough to eat when hungry, but not good enough to gorge.

So in short, I like her dog food because it’s adequate.

Short answer: I bite back now.

Long answer: My parents are hard-R Republicans. Every time they start getting all “demoncrats r bad” i just ask them, “Why do you want me dead so fucking bad? I know from being raised by you that you fucking hated me growing up, but to vote for “gays should be executed”? This is exactly why you didn’t have grandkids, the thought of putting more of your hate in the world is abhorrent to me…”

I’ve only had to pull that one out twice, so far, but it hits them hard when they still (I’m a few months away from 40) insist I “give them grandkids”.

Was the iMac a casualty of the “capacitor plague” that happened a few years ago? I revived an old monitor pretty easily from a blown cap

I think the story got mixed up on the retelling.

1. He didn’t remember filming.

2. His years of racecar driving led to a neuro injury

3. 1 and 2 got fused together, becoming “he didn’t remember because of the neuro injury”.

Just how these things go.

From what I’ve heard, it was more like: Because everything was shot out of order, he didn’t retain it like you would if you watched it. Kinda like, do you remember every day of your first job? There’s an interview/podcast with him explaining it more.

Fuck, I’m this comment…