He’s not entirely wrong. For example, the guy who created Facebook frequently overestimates his value.
He’s not entirely wrong. For example, the guy who created Facebook frequently overestimates his value.
To give to trick or treaters.
I like how whoever made this didn’t bother to put IE on the first door.
Why would somebody who sleeps in a big bed with his wife spend his time thinking about children’s cartoons?
Ah wallet inspector
What can I say, I’m gay for Moleman.
Yell at clouds
If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…
There’s something about walking into a motel room with this AC blowing at full power after being at the beach all day that just can’t be beat.
Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.
Presumably on a toilet.
Did she think it was a fresh batch of America balls?
I’m pretty sure you have a better chance winning the lottery.
I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn’t accepted, but I don’t believe in like rules, man.
So it’s merely a buzzword then.
Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.