You’re asking them to think. That’s your first mistake.

When I fly, I fly from Oklahoma City. Getting through OKC is a dream. Hardly anyone flies out of here. Tix are usually cheaper flying from DFW. In my experience, you have to leave really early, maybe get a motel room, and it costs at least another $70 worth of gas to get there. It’s so much extra cost and inconvenience. It’s actually been cheaper overall for my wife and I to fly from OKC since we live here.

It’s like 30-45 minutes getting from your car to your boarding area. Getting through TSA is always pretty quick and easy. I can’t imagine the place is solvent.

Did you know mathematicians and programmers often confuse Christmas with Halloween? That’s because DEC 25 is also OCT 31.

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• Vehicle - equipment that carries people, animals, and/or cargo;
• Unmanned - not controlled by a single person or crew;
• Aerial - idk this bitch is floating.

Conclusion: Earth fits the definition of an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle aka a drone. Thanks Obama.

As an Okie and a Linux user, I feel this.

Can’t lose something I never had to start with

Trump also wearing an Adidas jacket is a nice touch.

Here’s something I learned from the 2005 feature film “Lord of War” starring Nicholas Cage:

That flag is now Dutch.

Wizard fight?

Well, according to taxonomists, all carnivores are either cats or dogs.

Carnivora are divided into two suborders, the Feliformia, containing the true felids and several “cat-like” animals; and the Caniformia, containing the true canids and many “dog-like” animals.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivora

Can confirm: He stole my girl.

He stole me too.

The rest of the guy:

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Does that mean geese are very reckless owls?

GALACTIC BASIC, MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

There really are people who don’t give me time to react to the light change. I drive a manual. It takes time to clutch in, first gear, brake out, throttle in, clutch out. And don’t get me started on inclines.

I sometimes have to go straight through a specific light (where 95% of traffic goes right) to get home. So I’m first in line waiting at the red. No turn signal because I’m crossing the road. A woman in an SUV sitting behind me gives a little honk. Then a few seconds pass and she starts laying on her horn. I had to reach up and out of my sunroof and point straight ahead to tell her I am going straight. Stopped honking after that.

Oh and turning right on red is fucking optional.

Some people.

I was walking my dog around the yard last night. We don’t have any lights in the backyard so I always go out with a flashlight. Pointing it at the ground, I could see them emerging by the dozens.

So anyway, the flashlight gets put up for a few weeks.

Mine used to boot in about 20 seconds, if even that long. Now, nearly 5 years later, it takes a solid 2½ minutes. It might as well be using a spinning disk. I’ve seen faster boots on XP in 2006.

I actually have done this in my auto Civic after daily driving my manual Prelude for a while. The good thing is I was only moving about 8 miles an hour when it happened, so it looked weird. Would be kind of cool to have the narrow brake pedal in the Civic lol

But yeah, I’ve been thinking about swapping the auto Civic for a manual Accord of the same vintage.