Somebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.

Dude, just block him. Can’t you see how he distorts reality? Either he’s a troll or completely indoctrinated. You will not convince this kind of trash. Ignore him.

Fact is Israel will only stop when they are made to stop. They will keep pushing it farther and farther until they fuck up and mess with someone able to hurt them bad. Until then they are untouchable and it might be a long time. But Israel has already doomed its own long-term existence, they’re just too dumb to see it.

My money is on them pulling a military stunt, accidental or not involving Turkye and then finding out. Turkye has the means to make them shit their breaches and there’s no way in hell the US is doing anything militarily against them and risking loosing a key member of NATO to Russia. If Turkye closes the Bosphorus, the Bosphorus stays closed and nobody has the means to forcibly open it short of using nukes.

“Sorry Captain, it was dark and in that angle he looked so much like an hospital”

Suddenly I got this urge for chocolate. Weird.

The problem is there aren’t 150,000 homes for 200,000 people. It’s probably the double but 100,000 of those homes are owned by people/companies who’d rather have them empty while the price rises. Basically using them as stocks instead of shelter for actual persons.

The fat girls were on the ground being raped :(

Don’t romanticize the 90s.

It’s intriguing how only the weakest in the region seem to “start” wars with Israel.

I feel the same about wanting to be bi. Double the fun!

I actually have a friend who felt the same way. For years he talked how one of those days he was going to get it on with a dude just to make sure he didn’t swing both ways. I couldn’t argue with his logic, how can we be sure if we never tried?

One day he put his money where his mouth was. Now he’s sure he’s not bi and no longer talks about it XD

Or maybe, and I know this sounds utterly insane but hear me out:

Instead of reminding people to use it with notifications you could use the memory of previous engagements to make the user actually initiate subsequent utilization of the app. It’s kind of like the user notificating itself.

It sounds crazy but it might work!

Now all we need is 3 pigmee piggies and a doll house and we can have the cuttest horror story ever!

“I huff and I puff but now I is too tired” lies down

The correct URL appears in the browser but the page shows a 404. According to the logs they don’t exist…but they’re there…

It was the first “solution” on google. Didn’t work.

I already went through that. I wouldn’t post here without starting with the official documentation.

But then you won’t spend money on bad stuff! We can’t get your money before you realize it’s worthless! We can’t have that, think of the “economy”!

Yes, it’s true, she was a passer-by and Nichelle and Walter adlibed.

Crotch says Willie

There is a King and Queen of England though.

• walks with butt *

Best part of being a guy is you can be so ugly you actually start being somewhat attractive. Like Williem Dafoe. A huge dong helps too. Like Willie Da…I mean Williem Dafoe.

“Quick, say hello in Latin!”