Just randomly encrypting your application executables and forcing you to run the application inside a Windows VM on Azure - and paying for it, a.k.a Execution as a Service (or EaaS for short)…

I’m not even joking, that could happen.

Bruh, if I had that at home, I’d be riding Hansibald wearing pots and pans, surveying my land.

You’ll have Euro Truck Simulator running in your brains.

…well of course they did, LinkedIn is owned by Microsoft.

Aaaaw, so cute ^_ This is what they’ll have running inside your brain when they put us all into capsules. You’ll have cables up your butt, but your capsule will also be a suppository that might be shoved up into the hive minds sphincter, which tightens and loosens depending upon optimal dopamine distribution, so that millions of others can also benefit from your heightened cortisol levels. Lucky you.

nine eleven~

Well of course it is… you gotta render the service paid for lol let the Russian oligarchs get their money’s worth.

As a world community we’d add it to your list of crimes against humanity, in the sub section regarding British cousine.

It’s a crapsterpiece that execs wanted all along.

Gamers to game Devs: “oh sweetie, let me hold you…”

Gamers to game publishers: “you donkey!”

As it should be.

Also, TYT conservative arc has just begun as Anna Kasparian goes hard at defending Project 2025 and you just have to wonder… are they gonna rename their channel to LSYT… as in Late Stage Young Turks. Billable by the hour.

Hey… stop putting vendor button on things. I do not use Netflix. Tell me why then is there a need for a Netflix button on my remote? Can I remap that button then? Nope, because fuck you. Get a new remote because more waste. Plastics in my testicles, plastics in my brain, Netflix buttons on everything. Crimes against nature and humanity itself, in a small rubber button for some fekkin vendor - oh how I loathe it.

Your mom is easy… said the deep-pocketed founding member of the Rust Foundation.

I’m guessing it’s the Wifi business that’s going to be sold. Also, the prefabs might be spun off. But Intel still needs a GPU division, if at the very least just for integrated GPUs, but we might see the end of dedicated Intel GPU’s as they pivot to compete against AMD’s APU’s.

That’s my take, at least.

“Piss off the users even more”

Oh shit, quiet part aloud, delete, delete!

What’s Meta need a bunch of fascist Christian nationalists for? It’s not like they have an overlapping demograph-oh yeah, ofc.

Mark Zuckerbot sure is a shrew bastard. Elon Musk wishes he had his computational brain.

Catsideration.

The problem with automating everything is that suddenly consumers have no money to spend on products and services… you know what that means.

Universal Basic Income

That, or an oligarchy class keeps a distance between themselves and 99% of the people via privatised security, or even national security.

So socialism, or a return to the aristocracy. Take your pick.

It’s either that, starve their conscripts or end up breaking certain conventions, which means Ukraine gets more money, and Russia gets more sanctions.

This, and Bangladesh. All places that rely on wage slavery, child labour and unethical working conditions, because that which is unethical is also very cheap.

You can’t really compete with slavery, because again: it’s very cheap, and the way the Chinese state leads Chinese farmers and villagers into social lock-ins, whereby they legally become stuck in an area where there’s only grueling, deadly, soul crushing and back breaking labour that leads to a life of poverty becomes a problem for the rest of the world if it’s used to manipulate the markets.

I do of course realise this article is about “too big to fail” companies that corner every market, but I also think that the west and the east needs to think about what it means to partake in a race to the bottom where wage slavery is part and parcel of the market. It creates conditions whereby competition involves who can make the most horrible living conditions in the world, and do you really want that?

There are Chinese labourer families who have been trying to “pull themselves up by their bootstraps” for generations now, and it’s all thanks to other nations enabling the Chinese regime - especially the west.