i mean, having an extra pair of arms coming off your boobs could be useful

no, they’re just swords

i don’t think so, they have different shaped faces and bodies and different hair colors

go to !fuckcars to learn more!

skubba

yeah it’s not “jraphics”

what the fuck is up denny’s

Bottom right is cool in a vacuum, but there’s like… a shade of swastika to it? I dunno, maybe that’s just extremely online of me, but I’d be a little hesitant on it for that reason as compared to middle bottom.

The one that strikes my fancy the most is middle right, maybe just because it reminds me a little bit of Strava. Maybe the Fediverse colors could be applied to that one in some way, maybe teal and blue on top, red and orange on bottom, and purple as a fill? Or blue and purple on top with teal as a fill. In my head that looks cool, but in practice it might look like total ass. Worth trying anyway imo.

if that was true then maybe the stingy fuckers would tip wait staff

WTF? Are they trying to get hit with brute force attacks?

i think the mildly techy sounding waffle is the right way to set it up personally, it lulls you into a false sense of security thinking this is just some random tech nonsense and then bam, porn

yeah but then they’d be spending money to be told they might not be 100% right and perfect 100% of the time, and that’s just a waste of money

💯

i never got into twitter, and the longer this goes on, the more glad i am about that

this is the funniest thing i have seen today

yeah and you won’t see that cause ya eyes too dang big

most people do have sex sometimes

hell yeah ✊

Even calling it a news update isn’t really accurate. It’s more akin to “water is wet.”

systemic change is required, that’s for sure. as to the how of that? fucked if i know tbh