I be a rootin tootin shootin damn fool protectin my chips, all of a sudden I heard somebody rumblin the bushes, stop my horse WHOAAAA NELLY!
Who in the bushes? You better speak out or imma let my shotgun song sing out!
Who’s this, I hope it aint the law, jump out the bushes with my sawed off shotgun
Come on out right now I’m gettin angry took a step back cuz it could get dangerous
Please don’t shoot it’s me Thug Queen the horse stealer!
Then why the hell is you hiding in them bushes?
I’m wanted in 4 counties for armed robbery, killed 2 sheriff’s, 6 of his best men want my head, stole two horses, thought you were the law so I jumped in the bushes
Goodness.
Join a Florida church and sign up for their online sermons then report your findings to the FBI. Works every time.
They don’t even hide their bs religious evil.