Hyperion, anyone?

I second this motion.

When I was a contractor, me and the guys on my crew used to say “you can tuna piano, but you can’t tuna half.” Just a little inside joke that didn’t have to make sense to make us giggle.

Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

This is me and my buddy Kyle circa 3rd period math class in 10th grade, at least twice a week.

It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

We haven’t been suckered into shit. We’ve been forced to participate under threat of violence and starvation without ever having been given a choice.

I’m using it from now on. There’s no telling how old rescue animals are sometimes.

I never understood this boomer shit.

I’ve never heard the term “gotcha day” before. It’s cute as fuck.

That’s an extra feature they try to up-sell you at the dealership.

That’s rough. My family is the only thing in this world I give a shit about. I’d have killed myself years ago if it weren’t for them.

Join the sandwich hunt. It’s a very easy hunt.

Get it on!

There’s always the blue shell.

He doesn’t come off that way in this interview. He seems like a rich old fuck who’s been so rich for so long that he genuinely struggles to understand how the poor plebs could possibly exist without private jets.

Also US domestic policy.

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That’s what happened to me and I’m radicalized now.