I’ve never been catcalled before but a woman did flash her tits at me once. She yelled “is that your girlfriend?” and I yelled back “yes” and she flashed me. Didn’t like that… dunno why someone would do that. Oh well. That relationship is over. She cheated on me after I was faithful for 7 years. It be like that sometimes. Oversharing much? lol. Anyway, I’ve been trying to find a partner since, but I only ever get approached by gay men. It’s flattering of course, but I’m a hetero male (I think) and women never, ever approach me. What’s up with that? Surely if gay men find me attractive, women might too, but the responsibility to approach is on me for some god-forsaken reason and I am too afraid to approach anyone. Why does it have to be like this? Rhetorical question of course, the answer is heteronormativity, but you’d think with the prevalence of feminism that this would be less of a factor. I don’t know what I’m trying to say, I’m drunk right now. Rant over

On two separate occasions last week, I was approached by a stranger who told me I look good. Pretty much nothing is going right in my life so at least vanity is workable as a last stronghold between me and the void.

Maybe it’s just a graphene thing, but BLE capabilities are granted on a per-app basis on my phone.

Why would I mess up my perfect twink physique? I need it to attract goth girls.

forget the dumb political argument, I’m just curious about this now. why do you care, and why do you suppose I would care about this?

Bragging to me about your lifts means nothing to me, has the same effect as “bro i bet i can fit more nickels in my ass than you”

i literally do not care

I am so glad my brain doesn’t work the way yours does. Holy fuck lol

Maybe it will encourage public transit. Less driving is good for the planet.

This is a whole new level of tribalism if you think being from the most active general purpose lemmy server is an indicator of political alignment.

Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

Are the liberals in the room with us right now?

I don’t think you understood the prompt

Is there anything iphones can do besides scroll social media? Every time I hear about some cool new capability of phones this caveat is always present.

dude, I fucking hate israel. but I also hate how you can’t even attempt to discuss any nuance without being called a zionist.

This comic would be a lot better if they didn’t depict the zionist/jew as a deformed sewer mutant type guy lol. Feels a little like anti-zionist jews are catching strays from this one

Why concern yourself with how things sound?

I’m in the same boat. I fucking hate modern cars. There are no acceptable options so I just walk and use public transit… the data collection is so extensive I feel uncomfortable even catching a ride in a friends car.

Do you mean to suggest that videogames are for children? I don’t really see where you’re coming from here.

People are so used to megacorporations controlling what specific software they can run on their general-purpose computers that they are now… in favor of it? Every day it seems more and more the case that Apple’s anti-sideloading propaganda is successful.

I’d be drunk for as long as it took for me to lose consciousness and have my stomach pumped