Get him a cardboard box. He’s sad because there are no cardboard boxes.

https://www.investopedia.com/trading/hedging-beginners-guide/

More like bet 80% on a likely thing and 20% on a disaster.

Sounds about right.

What’s D2A?

I don’t know, the top 2 were a little murdery like from a horror movie. #5 was great though, so dramatic!

At what point during “leaving it alone” does the profit happen?

The shoe horns are fine, there’s something funny about your technique.

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Call me

Sounds like you pulled a muscle. You can’t hurry recovery for that. Pulled muscles hurt when they contract and you might think stretching will help, but it won’t.

In the future you need to make sure you’re warmed up properly before lifting.

Ooo interesting. The parallels with CFS are fascinating.

The system is working exactly as intended: extract value from postdocs for slave wages, discard, repeat.

Oh and throw in a dash of gaslighting and emotional hazing for good measure.

Cyclists beware

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting

Some clients require it.

Glad to hear

If the cat bit you then get that shit checked by a doctor asap.

Baby steps. Asking someone to go from nothing to investing in stocks is quite a leap.

High yield savings account at SoFi or Ally Bank will give you 4% right now.

He has to create opportunity for foreign actors to funnel money to him.

It’s not illegal to sell a $1,000 watch for $100,000. That way he doesn’t have to actually launder the money.