They would flip their lid at our European beaches and saunas. The only reason kids are not allowed in public saunas here is that people come there to relax in peace and quiet, and kids < 16 are incompatible with that, lol.
When I was little, people didn’t even really bother putting swim clothes on kids under 4, because like, what’s the point. They’re babies, let em splash around in their natural state. Not sure if that’s still a thing since cameras are now everywhere at all times.
PREGANANANT?!