Cat software on dog hardware.

To be fair, using phones while driving was banned in most countries back when phones still had physical buttons.

Duck yeah!

Im Sinne von Newspeak müssen wir uns die Frage stellen ob “Doppel” und “Zwei” wirklich notwendig sind, “Zwie” geht als abwandlung von “Zwei” gar nicht. Also entweder Doppeldenk oder Zweidenk, wobei Zweidenk kürzer ist, und somit favorisiert werden sollte.

Best I can do instead is calling it x.

Maybe this is true for some regions, but in general the reason was money. SMS costs money, Whatsapp intially had a low one time or annual fee that was way below what you used to pay for a few SMS, but you got better service than MMS for that fee. And now it’s free and sustained by network effects.

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Spleen.

What’s the significance of the colors? Greenish = “stealing”, orange = “okay”, yellow = “grey area”? Seems awfully negative, maybe invert the whole thing.

Not antiquated, they just sound a little like hillbillies.

Hobbit minds are too occupied with second breakfast.

And if you’re tired from playing basketball all day maybe read a book bound in human skin to relax.

Ich seh es schon, wir bekommen Schwarz-Grün-Rot, und ich befürchte die SPD wird bei vielen Sachen Bauchschmerzen haben, anstatt sie zusammen mit den Grünen zu blockieren. Ähnlich wie wir es momentan schon mit der FDP in der Ampel sehen.

To be fair if you’re used to “metropolitan” French then some Québécois accents can sound very “redneck”.

What are they selling?

Birdperson: Ok.

Because you don’t know if it’s really a treatment.

I’m not sure if this is funny or sad, but I’m tending towards sad.

Luxembourg is a country that’s barely larger than a city, the american mind cannot comprehend this.

Thank you, I came here to comment that he looks like a turtle and there it already is, this masterpiece.