French Tripods? Ulla-la.

Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

That’s why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

There’s a bug in the rule.

Begun the Drone War has.

I use BetterOpenWith. It lets you set defaults or gives you a selection of apps to choose from for a wide variety of file types / protocols:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.aboutmycode.betteropenwith

You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

After the longest drought in recent memory, some over at deathlist.net see Jimmy Carter as the key log to unleash a torrent of deaths in the latter half of 2024…

Or, AIs who are programmed not to lie will start writing, “Hi, I’m AI,” to avoid detection.

Trams don’t need to worry about no porking zones

Missing the apostrophe

Disregard currency; acquire sleep

To be fair, the workers were probably used to calling it Twitterylene.

I think the median average temperature is around 2,200°C.

The Earth has a radius of 6,371km, giving a volume of 1.08e13km^3.

A sphere of half this volume would have a radius of 5,057km. Within the Earth, this sphere would sit at a depth of 6,371 - 5,057 = 1,314km.

From this chart, the temperature at that depth is around 2,200°C, so half the volume of the Earth has a temperature above that, and half a temperature below it.

🎵 I saw Daddy killing Santa Claus, dressed up as a Christmas Tree last night… 🎵

You think a Gentoo user would appear in a comic with a graphical interface?

Military issue poop explode

It was at that point Striker realised anyone on a phone would not be using a mouse.

The Funeral March will never be the same again!