• Spendrill@lemm.ee
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    Morning people, in my experience at least, firmly believe that night people are just morning people with insufficient self-discipline.

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      What’s wild is that you’ll see them get a night job, or have to stay up late on vacation a few times and they’ll be 100/10 miserable af. Never adapt to it, and still keep believing iTs aLl SeLf DiScIpLInE

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        Well what it ‘proves’ to them is that mankind is supposed to follow the exact same routine that works for them. My Dad was forever saying “Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” Died when he was 45.

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          To quote Yakko Warner:

          Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead

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      I think I had never seen this much upvoted post on kbin. You speak the truth, brother/sister/sibling!

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      Lmao, 100%. I swear most folks I know believe being a night owl is simply a lack of self control, or they have a screw loose

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        sure it’s a lack of self control, if i had better self control i could force myself to go to bed at 21:00 and lie there for 2 hours until i fall asleep out of tortured boredom, and then i could force myself out of bed at 07:00 despite my limbs feeling like lead and every movement bringing me abject misery and pain!

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    I shined a torch in my wife’s sleeping face this morning at 5am.

    I didn’t mean to, I was looking for my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

    I looked for my spare ones first, I really didn’t want to be that guy, I’m a night person.

    Anyway I sent her this and she had to remind me I was a bastard.

    She’s right.

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      my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

      I think I might be having a stroke, I don’t understand what’s going on here at all.

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        It’s the plastic kind of beads they put in their ear lobes to stretch them into a hole.

        When you remove them, the hole left behind looks like a cat’s butt.

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            No, that’s a fine addition because I hardly know anything about tunnels. I just felt the need to explain the basics of what I know to them.

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          Give this user a cats butt for being correct.

          I was a big fan of the body modification scene when I was younger. Now I’m approaching my 40 my piercings have all been removed except these ear stretches.

          Do I regret them? No I still quite like em.

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    There’s a sleep disorder, diurnal, common for people with adhd. Their brains don’t wake up, start functioning til 6pm, wide awake all night.

    I’m so careful, courteous at night, super quiet, walking softly… then 6am, morning people wake, stomping, slamming, music blasting. So not fair.

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    Tell me you’ve never lived above a bar without saying you’ve never lived above a bar

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      I owned one and conveniently had an apartment above it in the past.

      With that perspective I tried keeping it not too noisy. Speakers facing in a way to prevent noise pollution to the outside, less bass on everything too. Central speakers also get to be louder while speakers close to the windows are not as loud. It’s not ideal but it’s much better than being entirely careless.

      The customers at least tend to not be noisy unless it’s karaoke night. They have some common decency where I live.

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        I went to an Airbnb in Milano, in which in the middle of it’s block was literally a night club. Literally block residents and people who come to party enter and exit the same block door.

        However, I didn’t hear anything, they soundproofed the hell out of this place, and the culture isn’t loud.

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    Then there’s my fucking cunt of a housemate who lkves on the floor above me that’s the loudest mother fucker on the face of the earth and fucking stomps around until 1am every night and opens and slams close every fucking draw and door in his room, and re arrnafes his furniture every night, then gets up at 6.30 in the morning so he can stomp around some more, hack up his lungs as loudly as humanly possible and slam every door in the fucking house before leaving for work exactly when my alarm goes off, specifically so I can’t have a single good night sleep ever.

    Sorry I may have some pent up anger.

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    If you deviate from the norm, don’t expect the majority to tip-toe around your sensibilities.