Everyone knows you take a shit faster while naked anyway
I’m now naked in bed, and this would probably get my boyfriend excited.
Monkey paw, your bf can’t get his clothes off
I’m now being arrested for public indecency.
I get suspended because no uniform.
Thankfully, I’d just left work when asked this.
Guess I’m naked and afraid
Right now I’d be fine. A few hours ago, knee-deep in snow would have been more annoying.
I’m sort of cold until I put on some other clothes. But it’s okay, I needed to change those sweatpants anyhow.
I’m not wearing anything, so I assume the universe throws a NullPointerException and everything blinks out of existence?
Not at all
Right this minute? I’d be very surprised, as that has never happened for me before, and I didn’t think it was even possible. I’d also wonder if it was just me, or if everyone around the world had lost their clothes. Then, I’d look in my closet to see if still had clothes in there. This is all very strange, and I have many questions.
The mosquitos suddenly become very happy…
I’m naked. And cold.
