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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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  • OhFudgeBars@lemmy.world
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    It’s coming out the wrong end of the phone.

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      No, it’s just held upside down. For some reason I think the concave but goes by the ear and the flat bit is spoken into.

      Now I’ve written it, it doesn’t make sense, but I’m pretty sure I’m correct - long conversations weren’t comfortable against the ear (because of the ring?)

      • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handset#/media/File%3AFeAp_92-1a_-_handset-4975.jpg still missing a phone in the meme.

    • Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com
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      And where is the cable?

  • JoShmoe
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    Upvotes. Suddenly realizes “Nobody Lately” 😔

    • 0x4E4F@infosec.pub
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      You got a great cock man… and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

  • hoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.works
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    Thanks dad

  • fossphi@lemm.ee
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    It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Thanks, needed that today.

  • 0x4E4F@infosec.pub
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    Thanks 🥹.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    How do you know?

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      I have my ways

  • MasterNerd@lemm.ee
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    Thank you 🥹

  • pigup@lemmy.world
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    🐔?

  • applebusch@lemmy.world
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    Thanks. I made it myself.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Why did I hear this as a whisper?

    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Why did you hear it at all?

  • Sagrotan@lemmy.world
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    Thanks. But my hens are a sight of beauty, too.

  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world
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    How would anyone say that when no one but me has seen my cock in years?

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      NSA: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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    Thanks bro <3

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