The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agoI knew itstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1338arrow-down118
arrow-up1320arrow-down1imageI knew itstartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 months agoWhat kind of candy?
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·11 months agoThe best kind… You know the kind you like but way, way way better - it’s an absolute must-try.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoMmmmmm, I love free and extremely delicious candy.
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·11 months agoIt’s yours for the taking!
minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoWhat if it’s that weird salty swedish candy though?
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·11 months agoNothing to worry about - you’ll love it!
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoI love surprises, I hope I get the following: -Salty Balls -Gummy Skulls -Jelly Brains -Candied Intestine -Twix-Fingers Edit: Formatting
minus-squareMoobythegoldensock@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoYou have to crack ‘em open to find out.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoWhat should I use? A large stick? A baseball bat? A night watchman mace? A Double Headed War Hammer XL? Skull Flail? A fancy pimp cane? Gotta have the right tool to get that candy.
What kind of candy?
The best kind… You know the kind you like but way, way way better - it’s an absolute must-try.
Mmmmmm, I love free and extremely delicious candy.
It’s yours for the taking!
What if it’s that weird salty swedish candy though?
Nothing to worry about - you’ll love it!
Thats the thing. No one knows.
I love surprises, I hope I get the following:
-Salty Balls
-Gummy Skulls
-Jelly Brains
-Candied Intestine
-Twix-Fingers
Edit: Formatting
You have to crack ‘em open to find out.
What should I use?
A large stick?
A baseball bat?
A night watchman mace?
A Double Headed War Hammer XL?
Skull Flail?
A fancy pimp cane?
Gotta have the right tool to get that candy.