• taanegl@beehaw.org
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    6 months ago

    Let me try.

    *clears throat*\

    The eagle screams! Shooty shooty bang bang, it’s a magazine, not a clip. Hamburger, Pizza, Chipotle, Chic Filet. 10-gallon hat, Lincoln’s top hat, reverse doorag, black beret. Air Jordans, Gucci everything and blinged out nail clippers. Big, BIG suv, extra headspace for 10-gallon hat, top Tesla model, complete with garage fireworks system. 6 lane roads, cars go vroom vroom, 16 lane airport check-in, TSA glove go snap-snap. Kick garbage barge out to sea, see native American with single sad tear, availably for family photo, only $29.99. Stock and data brokers kiss under water, submerged in dark pools. Congressmen and special interest in a back-rubbing conga line. Capitalism, blackitalism, taxes, black taxes, tithing, subscription, election cycle, death.

    How’d I do? I was trying to order a pizza there for a moment and then I tried asking for directions to IKEA and where I could buy luggage, but I don’t know. I guess I’ll have to spend more time on DuoLingo.