Salmon is delicious and I totally get why bears get so hyped when they return to rivers to spawn.

“Fuck yeah, I’m up to my furry little ears in salmon snacks y’all!” - Bears

yfw that color actually comes from crustaceans they eat: 🤯

This kills the salmon

So, don’t people generally know that Salmon is pink in color? Well, pinkish-orange anyway. My question is - what happens if you’re a girl and…you don’t LIKE THE COLOR PINK!! (Sorry I’ll give you a moment to recover from having your mind blown). I’m male and I hate the color pink but not because it’s the color of every toy ever made for girls - it’s just a color that makes me think of Pepto Bismal. I don’t see the attraction.