Looks like Paul is in the “Find Out” stage. Apologies for the potato quality.

Edit: just for clarity, not spotted by me. My best friend sent me this

  • Deceptichum@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    Was driving home yesterday and saw some picket signs spaced like 10 metres apart going down the road. It said Linda…After…45…Years…You…Still…Make…Me…Horny.

    We need more funny signs instead of ads.

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    9 months ago

    “My husband Paul is so romantic, he came home on valentines, slapped the phone out of my hand, whisked me away to the coast for a week and then we both agreed to take a social media break for a few more weeks. And sometimes when we’re walking by the shops he just gets so kissy and grabby, he can’t keep his hands off me turning my head away from looking at signs to smooch and tell me how much he loves me and to never, ever speak to any other women because they’d obviously be so jealous.”

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      9 months ago

      I can hazard a guess at which part of the body that axe would be used on first…

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    9 months ago

    I would say they’re both a couple of piece of shit who well deserve each other. I just hope that Paul future ex wife would move on quickly.