Readers are in for a shock when they find out about covid.

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The world’s only quadrennial, or four-yearly newspaper, has hit the kiosks again in France with the release of a new issue of the satirical La Bougie du Sapeur.

Conceived by a group of friends who “wanted to have a laugh”, La Bougie du Sapeur (The Sapper’s Candle) has a print run of 200,000.

Styling itself as anti-politically correct, La Bougie is organised like a regular newspaper, with sections on politics, sport, international affairs, arts, puzzles and celebrity gossip.

This edition’s headline - We will all be intelligent - is above a story about how exams and intellectual attainment are being made redundant by AI.

On the international pages, there is a short piece reminding the French who was the most “forgettable” of modern British prime ministers - Liz Truss.

And in sport, the editors recommend the creation of a Winston Churchill award for the first person to be eliminated in the Olympic Games.

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