New CIA logo looks like a sticker you peel off furniture after you buy it
CIA has entered chat
peels CIA off of the chat
CIA sticker is one of those annoying ones that doesn’t peel off
Lmao how much did they pay in consultation fees for that hot piece of clip art shit? My unborn child could design a better one
You’re saying you gonads could produce a better logo? I believe you
Lmao my first child is due in June… so a small step ahead of that
Congratulations to you and your tiny, wiggly DNA collaboration. When is the critical NCD intro milestone? Third, fourth month?
4 mo max before he knows to slap ERA on anything that moves
Excellent, brings a tear to my eye. He is the future.
Ink the boys up and press them on the paper, and the results aren’t much different.
Cyberpunk indeed.
From the Cyberpunk TTRPG:
The Gang of Four was an American political cabal comprised of the NSA, CIA, FBI, and DEA, formed at some unspecified time in the mid-20th century. During its existence, the Gang of Four amassed boundless political and military influence, operating in an extrajudicial manner and with no congressional oversight.
It was largely responsible for the collapse of the original United States, causing a crescendo of political, social and economic instability due to its dubious involvement in both local and foreign affairs.
the Gang of Four amassed boundless political and military influence, operating in an extrajudicial manner and with no congressional oversight
Damn, imagine if that happened in real life 😐
“Cyberpunk was a warning, not an aspiration.”
– Mike Pondsmith, creator of Cyberpunk
Cyberpunk as a genre reminds me of this:
/me puts on VR headset and ugly cries into the metaverse.
We didn’t need their help with that last paragraph, that one is non credible.
Is it the new logo? It doesn’t appear anywhere on www.cia.gov but they do have the wavy line asthetic
Not really, just a new design used across the site
Graphic motifs are used throughout the website to supplement traditional brand elements like CIA’s seal, which – despite rumors from across the web – has not changed from the original, approved by President Truman in 1950.
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AI Truman won’t be released from the Disney Vault until 2026. They’ll be laying the groundwork later this year with the introduction of new Marvel hero Buck Stopper, whose identity will eventually be revealed as the long-dead president.
I read that as “supplement nutritional brand” and was very confused, wondering why the CIA was working with the likes of GNC.
Conspiracy people think the CIA is behind everything like Palpatine. But when the truth gets declassified they actually operate like Homer Simpson.
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I’d say that an agency that would allow it’s embarrassments to be made public while keeping their victories secret is a classic Homer move.
I mean, they allowed a Russian asset to become the president. How more useless could this agency be?
They stopped assassinations on US citizens after Martin Luther King and Bobbie Kennedy
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The US sucks at human intelligence and always has. The CIA is a garbage tier intel agency. The only reason the US has intel at all is because our signals intelligence is so good.
You thinking like Project Acoustic Kitty?
It took me a minute, but I finally saw the schooner.
