467 grams for everything ever written YOU DUSTY OLD FARTS!

  • ludrol@bookwormstory.social
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    3 months ago

    I won’t stand for this tyranny! Do YOU have no respect for the rules! It’s written right there in BOLD: Absolutely no Japanese novels allowed in any way, shape or form!

    I will poison your tea on MY tea party with MY friends and shame you in the eyes of the whole gathering.

    The book is for the proper look not for their contents, and this black slab is unsightly for my frail eyes. Lady Rozemyne will be informed about such blasphemy against books and proper etiquette.

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      3 months ago

      It’s written right there in BOLD

      I send myself to shadowban prison

      Lady Rozemyne will be informed about such blasphemy against books and proper etiquette.

      Boy do I have bad news for you.

    • I2jgwh0hYtxrCZQ@lemmy.sdf.org
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      3 months ago

      The book is for the proper look not for their contents, and this black slab is unsightly for my frail eyes. Lady Rozemyne will be informed about such blasphemy against books and proper etiquette.

      But doesn’t she have a similar glowing slab for special times?