It’s less sexy, isn’t it?
You can get a blockage in your urethra that makes you pee in two streams.
Maybe that was the deal.
Maybe their foreheads aren’t the only fore-things with a bony ridge down the middle.
Maybe it has a armor over it with two angry dragon spouts.
Also imminently possible. But people really do want to leap to that “they have two thick, meaty, ridged, bony Klingon shafts” conclusion.
I mean, I’m sure that was the intent when they showed it. I’m just saying (as are you) that there are other possibilities since they couldn’t show what it was coming out of.
Probably. But I enjoy throwing cold water on everyone’s boner parade.
Honestly, I prefer the cold water. “Klingons have two penises” is just stupid. What evolutionary reason would there be for that? It’s not like the two penises are in two different locations so they could get two female Klingons pregnant at once.
You’re assuming Klingon females have only one receptor…
I’m assuming it isn’t necessary to have two with either party.
It is established that Klingons have a bunch of redundant organs. Maybe Klingons have two separate reproductive systems in case one gets stabbed
This is also what I have believed from the beginning. The two dong theory just seems too silly. My basis for this: the pee streams are parallel. From my own personal experience, I assure you, holding two penises together, perfectly in parallel, as they pee is nearly impossible.
The only rational conclusion is that it is a single penis with two urethrae.
…OP, what the fuck are you talking about?
Klingons are so hardcore that they just piss through their closed zippers
… What?
Klingus dingus
