boem@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoItalian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saintedition.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down126
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minus-squarezabadohlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63arrow-down3·edit-26 months agoHe’ll quite possibly be the first Saint to have the porn stash on his hard drive or phone thoroughly reviewed and analyzed by theology students.
minus-squarekoper@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·6 months agoSoon hundreds of churches will claim to have a genuine fragment of his fidget spinner.
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoAnd be cured of diseases after reading his old Myspace account
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoBehold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoTurns out 700 years later it was fraud sold to them by a traveling grifter, as every monestary in the area has the same samgung S5.
He’ll quite possibly be the first Saint to have the porn stash on his hard drive or phone thoroughly reviewed and analyzed by theology students.
Soon hundreds of churches will claim to have a genuine fragment of his fidget spinner.
And be cured of diseases after reading his old Myspace account
Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
Turns out 700 years later it was fraud sold to them by a traveling grifter, as every monestary in the area has the same samgung S5.