BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoHappy Father's Day.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1627arrow-down128
arrow-up1599arrow-down1imageHappy Father's Day.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareFancyPantsFIRE@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up64·1 month agoJokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope. From your most photogenic swimmer.
minus-squareParadachshund@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up24·1 month ago“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoEven in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoYeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoJust saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don’t have the genetics they think they do…
Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.
“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”
Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
Yeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”
Just saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don’t have the genetics they think they do…