“He spent his life looking over his shoulder but he forgot to look both ways before crossing the street,” one police source said.

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      Sure thing, boss, but question. Which Tony Cakes are we talking about here? Tony Baby Cakes, Tony Ice Cakes, Tony Coffee Cakes, Tony Pound Cakes, Tony Angel Cakes, or that new guy from Scotland… what’s his name… Oh yes, Tony Carrot Cakes?

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        No you idiot, Tony Paddy Cakes, the bakers man. That Irish piece of shit’s gotta go. He’s been making too much dough, on our turf.