Ok…you know the exact time you’ll die, but not the cause. You tell everybody god can strike you down in 5 seconds…and then your butthole just starts expanding for no reason. Incredibly painful. Your butthole gets 5 feet wide before your whole body pops, spraying onlookers with blood and fecies.
Ok…you know the exact time you’ll die, but not the cause. You tell everybody god can strike you down in 5 seconds…and then your butthole just starts expanding for no reason. Incredibly painful. Your butthole gets 5 feet wide before your whole body pops, spraying onlookers with blood and fecies.
I feel that helps cement what I’m saying as supernaturally ordained