• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Ok…you know the exact time you’ll die, but not the cause. You tell everybody god can strike you down in 5 seconds…and then your butthole just starts expanding for no reason. Incredibly painful. Your butthole gets 5 feet wide before your whole body pops, spraying onlookers with blood and fecies.