• TheFriar@lemm.ee
      6·
      1 个月前

      The real question is what did they do with that super short dressing gown? Did they give her visible underwear? Because she has her legs up. Show us the other angle, you cowards. Make your intentions as clear as can be!

  • MashedTech@lemmy.world
    37·
    1 个月前

    Uh… oh… God… There’s gonna be… Cum on her… As soon as it is launched, we’ll get the videos. OH GOD NOOOOO

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        12·
        1 个月前

        I want a late-ass Ring sequel just to “oh yeah?” all the gags about screen size. I wanna see a full-size hand reach out of a phone screen and snap someone’s wrist.

            • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
              5·
              1 个月前

              I remember summers 2002~2004 … I had Nokias 7650 & 3650 … with a 2" 176×200 screen … on vacation I watched movies on it!

              The PC software could transcode any video to that resolution, so that’s what I did, iirc I got 3 movies (space was tight back then, and memory cards expensive), but I also always has a lot of pics.

              Anyway, she didn’t answer, never called back, stood me up on the seventh day … young romance, what can you do (but close your heart a bit more).

              • mindbleach@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                4·
                1 个月前

                Different times. I’m not sure Kids These Days™ will ever know how hard it was to get downloaded video out into the world. Just showing it on a television was an ordeal.

                Apple released an iPod with a 60 GB hard disk and a color screen and it still didn’t play videos. Someone converted the new Episode III trailer into an MP3 and a slideslide of four thousand JPGs, and scrolled through it at about the right speed, and it was jawdropping. I watched their camcorder video of that event as a downloaded .MOV file - Apple’s own video format, at least a decade old, then a de-facto standard online - because Youtube did not exist. A few short years later the Wii got a Youtube channel and it was the coolest fucking thing to watch random internet videos, ten minutes at a time, on a television three feet thick.

                But nowadays? Everything’s an LCD, everything’s USB-C or HDMI, everything has wi-fi even if it shouldn’t. Watch the spooky murder video on your smartphone, you maniac.

      • felbane@lemmy.world
        8·
        1 个月前

        That last one is hilarious. Imagine having a tiny Sadako running around trying to drown people or whatever, but she’s small so it really just ends up keeping everyone hydrated

        Cupful of water appears in your mouth

        swallow What the f–… Oh, Sadako, I didn’t see you there. Thanks!

        tiny blurblegrowl

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eeEnglish
        10·
        1 个月前

        In the Japanese films, Sadako was an adult already when she fell down the well and survived 30 years in it. So she’s at least in her forties, according to Wikipedia. In the American version I think they changed her to a child but also changed her name

            • jose1324@lemmy.world
              25·
              1 个月前

              Saying it’s not a child is high level ‘anime’ copium.

              It’s the same character. It’s a child.

              • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                62·
                1 个月前

                Boy… Uh you really haven’t paid attention to Disneys animations for the past several decades have you…? Since the source material featured incredibly underaged characters for some stories, Disneys version made them adults. So are they “bad” and still children as well…?

                Look …I definitely do not defend when they have viably looking minors in anime and try to say “oh they’re actually a dragon” or “they’re 1,000 years old” but this argument for this situation is kinda moot if the depiction is clearly not of a 12 year old

                • jose1324@lemmy.world
                  25·
                  1 个月前

                  This is such a random ass ‘argument’. A remake / Disney version is not truly the same character. In this case it literally is. It’s just merch.

                  But keep you doing you I guess. Enjoy the copium.

  • Lordran_Hollow@lemmy.world
    15·
    1 个月前

    Yeah the Bishoujo series by Kotobukiya does that. They take everything and turn them into anime girls.

    Optimus Prime

    Starscream

    Megatron

    Geralt of Rivia

    No one is safe from the waifu beam.

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    6·
    1 个月前

    And Jesus everloving Christ, it is not hard to make Sadako scary. Unironically “she’s just standing there… menacingly.”

  • yamanii@lemmy.world
    4·
    1 个月前

    Fuck your fears. Also kudos for Fatal Frame Maiden of Black Water for making me scared of Hasshaku-sama after years of porn of her.