Fox host demands video of JD Vance having sex with a couch

jeffw@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee · 3 months ago

Hey guys, it’s time to mature up and admit that Vance probably did not have sex with a couch.

He made love to it. Also, the couch was totally asking for it.

Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

You know the couch was into it… When the couch doesn’t want it, nature has ways of just shutting all that down.

Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee · edit-2 3 months ago

I heard the couch was dressed like a total loveseat, and wasn’t even wearing a cover.

Nfamwap@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Lets call it what it is, folks. It was rape. He raped that couch. Just because the couch had a suggestively placed throw, doesn’t make it OK.

cultsuperstar@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

The couch was asking for it, wearing that slip cover!

chemicalprophet@lemm.ee · 3 months ago

If the couch didn’t want fucked why was it wearing those sexy cushions?!!

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Showing off it’s legs. Disgusting.

Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Too bad it wasn’t a bed because then we could talk about how short the bed skirt was.

VantaBrandon@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

It was totally consensual

-The couch