• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    Maybe he just thinks he had an affair with her because he daydreamed while he was schlackin’ it on the toilet. Who knows what’s going on in that diseased brain at this point.

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      2 months ago

      You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn’t know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.

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        2 months ago

        Don’t sweat it, he probably smacked his stubby little pud around until getting so frustrated by his erectile dysfunction he angry posted to social media about how he won the debate.

        His little Cheeto shaped pud.

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      Idk based on her actions it would not surprise me in the least if she’s sucking on that spray tan for a cabinet position

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        Donald typically chooses from his collection of awful wretches and appoints the worst possible person for any given cabinet position. Which one do you think she’d be most unfit for?

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          She’s most unfit for all of them. But let’s see her get appointed

          On January 14, 2019, Loomer convinced several men she met in a Home Depot parking lot, who she claimed were undocumented, to jump the fence with her at Nancy Pelosi’s Napa, California, home. The group set up a tent on Pelosi’s lawn to protest immigration before being removed by police. They were not arrested.

          For homeland security