“Hi, Lesbian, I’m Brian.”
Beat me to it! I already posted mine before I saw yours haha
“Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”
And by job I mean my penis.
My man. This is not the way.
Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: “I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?”
A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!
Thespians? Aren’t those illegal in 7 states?
Omg if they wear the clothes off the opposite gender
E tu, brute?
“Neat.”
What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?
I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.
“I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”
I respond by hoping I’m a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.
Look at the image
Anon also forgot to lead with “be me”…
Yeah this didn’t happen because there’s literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”
‘I know’
“Hell yeah I like chicks too!” go for a high five
“me too”
Final answer
And I’m married, so I’m kind of asexual (at work), so we’re ought to be friends!
It’s probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I’d say something reassuring like that.
Sorry that you feel obligated to mention this based on your past experiences. I hope our interactions are professional. Please let me know if I step over a line… my jokes are sometimes a little off but never misogynistic maybe a little dark, but I work on it.
With that out of the way … my Name is Anon, I am happily married. Now… let’s Beginn =]
