• ellypony@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    YOU JUST HOLD ON, THE STORM IS FUCKING COMING LIBS

    ( ITS HURRICANE SEASON AND THE STUDS IN YOUR WALLS ARE FLIMSY LET ME HELP PLEASE )

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      SCREW CARPENTERS, NOT EVEN JESUS CAN HELP ME

      ( WHAT I NEED IS AN ARBORIST 'CAUSE FALLING TREES ARE THE BIGGEST HURRICANE DANGER IN MY AREA )

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    18 hours ago

    PROFESSIONALS MAKE THAT SH*T LOOK EASY, BROTHER. THAT’S WHY I LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS, AND STICK TO CRANKING MY HOG.

    • swab148@lemm.ee
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      17 hours ago

      HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HIRING A PROFESSIONAL HOG CRANKER? MY COUSIN’S UNCLE KNOWS A GUY, SAYS HE DOES PRETTY GOOD WORK