- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20367057
Ah, I knew it…
I HIRED SOMEONE TO EDIT A VIDEO THE OTHER DAY AND OMG, IT FELT WEIRD TO HIRE SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING “I COULD DO MYSELF”, BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT!
THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP
I REALLY NEED TO GO ON A DIET!
BIG IS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER!
YOU JUST HOLD ON, THE STORM IS FUCKING COMING LIBS
( ITS HURRICANE SEASON AND THE STUDS IN YOUR WALLS ARE FLIMSY LET ME HELP PLEASE )
SCREW CARPENTERS, NOT EVEN JESUS CAN HELP ME
( WHAT I NEED IS AN ARBORIST 'CAUSE FALLING TREES ARE THE BIGGEST HURRICANE DANGER IN MY AREA )
PROFESSIONALS MAKE THAT SH*T LOOK EASY, BROTHER. THAT’S WHY I LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS, AND STICK TO CRANKING MY HOG.
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HIRING A PROFESSIONAL HOG CRANKER? MY COUSIN’S UNCLE KNOWS A GUY, SAYS HE DOES PRETTY GOOD WORK
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND A LICENSED CONTRACTOR! WELL WORTH THE MONEY, COMRADE!