Dead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I’m bad at it, okay)
Mortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series
>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light>Hyper Light Drifter
>There’s no car in the game>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly “final”To be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and “drifter” also means “wanderer”
> Legend of Zelda > You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc. > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
> Enter the Matrix > No math whatsoever in the game
Legend of Zelda
But you’re saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link’s Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn’t even a character in that one.
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.
I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Zelda doesn’t even appear
Hades 2: Hades is barely in it
Dark Souls
Have white souls in it
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
Singing is an important part of the plot.
You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
No Man’s Sky
Obviously I am up here
But you don’t own the sky
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
Therefore you are a woman
Assigned female at purchase
“Oh, Trans’ Sky”
DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
See also: BioShock: Infinite.
See also Halo Infinite
And Katamari Forever
They were probably referring to the development time.
EVE Online: humanity’s distant future
Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”
Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser
Call of Duty: skip work to play
Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets
Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms
Halo
To be fair, the first happens entirely on a Halo. The rest of the series is a lie.
They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
He is 27 tho
Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.
And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks