It’s actually going to be great for you. When I was still more interested in eye surgeries, there was a special substance that was used on the patient to keep the eyes open. It’s still in some hospitals. What is it? Near-100% pure cocaine, baby!
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Mild disclaimer: the eye surgeries we’re talking about are completely different than the eyeball-scraping kind.
It’s actually going to be great for you. When I was still more interested in eye surgeries, there was a special substance that was used on the patient to keep the eyes open. It’s still in some hospitals. What is it? Near-100% pure cocaine, baby!
spoiler
Mild disclaimer: the eye surgeries we’re talking about are completely different than the eyeball-scraping kind.
Oh that is true. Although they might just default into something boring like lidocaine.