A whole new meaning to the is your fridge running joke
I don’t like guns, but if my appliances start talking and moving about I will have to buy a shotgun. Which is gonna be a pain, since I’m not in the USA.
Is your refrigerator running?
Yes?
Then you’d better go catch it!
Shit fuck there it goes.
Why do I want to catch it? It’s going to Greg on the other side of the house.
Cant upvote, this has the exact right amount of votes.
gets stuck on a floor runner
you hear some horrible mechanical noise
pop
Well, there goes $5k.
As someone trying to lose weight, please never ever release this. Please. I won’t make it.
They should makes a mode where it runs away from you when you try to get to it like the classic prank call
WALL-E!
EVE!!
Tetsuo!
– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?
– Only when you call it.
Gonk.
Gonk
isn’t when you’re high exactly the time you’d want the fridge to come to you? lol
I just had a great fucking idea
A little cutout corner of the fridge that spins and always keeps the fridge insulated but easily pushes a single item out with the rotating area, and isn’t too violent (eg a vending machine). Hard to describe I’d probably have to draw it.
Then a little robot could hold out its tray to have the item pushed onto its tray and bring it to me.
requium for a dream intensifies
Then you must answer these security questions three
Dutch did it first https://youtu.be/gjAZ5esOBZw?si=6k8geyJ1Bw5Pp8Pt
Preceding commercial for context: https://youtu.be/yIutgtzwhAc
A bar in my city has an actual walk in fridge: https://devluchte.nl/over/
