A reminder for the uncivilized savages from a very civilized gentleman with a sweet smelling asshole: WASH YOUR ASS WITH WATER. USE A BIDET OR A BUM GUN.
Why are Americans okay with shooting up schools but not ok with shooting up their own assholes?! Bum guns also don’t require reloading! You can fire as much as you want! Use Bum guns 👍.
I’m afraid to Google this. What is a bum gun. I already have a bidet.
Oh I think my sink has one of those will have to try it out
That’s a pussy phone
Oh. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense.
Super soaker with a 1200 psi stream focusing attachment
I love the name bum gun
I love bums
As a child I was to taught to use a Lota and I have never used anything else. Is that grosser than toilet paper or better?
A less elegant solution, sure. But much better than using paper for god’s sake!
If paper is good enough for wiping the shit from my hands, it’s good enough for wiping the shit from my ass.
And this is why I don’t like handshakes.
I love that they took the time to replace the bottle with a TP roll and add the package of TP in the background, but couldn’t be bothered to modify the sign or product description.
Here I fixed it
I’m confused. In the description I see Snuggle and the toilet paper is Snuggle. I can’t read the more detailed description due to poor resolution.
Yeah, Lemmy is a weird place sometimes, and people can be brainless with upvoting.
Literal shit post.
89.95
I’d bet on it not being USD though based on the Caribbean lager behind her.
Maybe it was during covid? ;)
BTW: I love how TP is answer to but cataclysm. This year they’re was extremely rare hurricane coming to Southern California and again saw a lot of carts on Costco with one or two packs of TP day before it hit.
Well, TP is the answer to butt cataclysms.
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Spread your checks and lift your sack
𝅘𝅥𝅮 send your asshole into shock 𝅘𝅥𝅮
"Honey muffle and crunches You can really taste the 3ply
That’s a shit job.
Remember when TP companies lied to us and said that bigger tubes made it easier to unwind the paper, and had nothing to do at all with being able to charge the same amount for less TP?
Anyway yeah, this tube is ridiculous.
I buy TP without tubes
I am a monster
Mr Whipple is gonna be pissed
This is real shitpost
WHY IS IT 90 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR TOILET PAPER!??!?!?!
Because life happens outside USA too
Oh whew. It’s rupees.
you know the answer to both of those questions
Let me know when I can trial a bidet.
