Just wondering
Like a volcano, when it’s still inside you, it is magma.
Maybe it should be called a fubble?
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That’s fitting cause I’m gagging right now
Like a vulcano, it’s either dormant, active or erupting. So dormant is no gas, active is gas, erupting is letting the gas out, ie. farting
No, then it’s just referred to as “gas” or “feeling bloated”
Butt magma vs. butt lava.
Only if its wet …
When used as a noun a fart refers to “an expulsion of intestinal gas1” or “An emission of wind from the anus; an instance of breaking wind2”. So, I would say no it is not because it is defined as leaving the body. While in the body it is flatus which is gas in or from the stomach or intestines.
2 OED
Quality. Thank you for posting.
These are mysteries of life that need investigation.
Is a fart the gas itself, or the passing of the gas? The definition says it is the passing of the gas. Therefore, a fart isn’t a fart until it’s been farted. Before that, it’s just gas in the ass.
It’s the lava/magma debate all over again.
Not really a debate there, geologists pretty universally agree that magma becomes lava once exposed to air
So if I take lava, put it in a heated vacuum chamber… would it become magma again?
Is it a passing of the gas if no one’s around to smell it?
No quantum physic questions please
It’s in a superposition of fart and shart until released at which point the wave form collapses into either a gaseous or liquid state.
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Schrödinger’s fart until proven otherwise
As a professional Fartographer, I can confirm this is the correct answer. Sometimes you’re feeling confident that you’re hanging out with a fart, but then it comes out to you as poop.
Then you have to tell it, “look, I still appreciate you as something I created, but I can’t support your choice of being poop.” And then you tell it that it has until the weekend to get out of your pants.
Where do you set up the seismometer? 🤔
Near the crack
Bravo
You can’t study it directly without bringing it out into the world and measuring it, but by doing so, it immediately collapses into a fart.
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A fart is only a fart when it exits your body. Before that, it’s gas. Exiting transforms it to a fart.
And how is a fart different than gas?
A fart is an ephemeral, gaseous configuration of molecules as they pass through a specific orifice in a specific direction. In short, a fart is not the gas itself.
It’s the idea
And you can’t kill an idea
Thus the term, “passing gas”
It’s a quantum superposition of being both a fart and a number 2. You never know until you observe the results.
Schrödingers Fart
…or poo
Schrödingers shart
It’s a fart from the moment of conception.
Unless it’s a burp
“a fart is a turd honking for the right of way”
I heard it as “a trapped turd’s cry for help.”
No, its magma
That’s like asking if the universe existed before the big bang.
Contemplating this, they achieved enlightenment.
