fair enough haha

I don’t really think almonds taste good imo. They’re pretty bland to me.

Depends, there are some people who give others a hard time and are absolute blasts to be around.
There are also others where you wish they’d get trapped in an elevator with an energetic puppy for an hour to waste their energy.

Also what’s with the apostrophes? I don’t really understand what they mean here.

The idea of someone just sobbing then you come up and yell “WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF YELLOW ON A RUBIKS CUBE!?!?” at them is so funny to me.
I think it’d probably work on me.

technically it’s correct twice a day if you use military time

except my grandma’s stove which has a broken handle and sensor so it just guesses if you’re going forward or backwards and will randomly increment by like 15. I got it within 20 minutes then gave up because using pliers on the mangled remains of a stove knob was really annoying.

weird flex but ok

my issue isn’t really with the brightness, it’s the height. Don’t get me wrong bright headlights are annoying as fuck, but a huge ass truck behind me with their headlights literally higher than my back window is insane.

and the computers they ARE given are so locked down to the point where the subject material is blocked and you can’t do the lesson the teacher has assigned for years before. Literally had that happen well over a dozen times in the last 3.5 years of hs

edit: just remembered the time someone got assigned to make a PowerPoint about boobytraps. Didn’t go well lol

woah, that’s crazy. Thanks for the info

“The bowling ball isn’t falling to the earth faster. The higher perceived acceleration is due to the earth falling toward the bowling ball.” is what the spoiler says

Reading that spoiler, I hate scientists sometimes.

where do you live where the sun goes down at 4? its always ~6:45-7 at the earliest where I live iirc

I have an electron rubiks cube

how long is ranged?

puts a bic lighter on a comically long stick

that’s hilarious

once in an onion (satirical news) video I responded to an idiotic trump supporter in the comments with something along these lines using Google translate:

“[English] Yes, MAGA 2024 he is our savior.
[Russian] See my brothers this one has already been fooled. Soon he will worship the Russian empire.”

Didn’t get a reply, all my trolling for nothing 🥲

SODA!!! 🤩👊🤙

Never considered that Google maps has to take into account disputed territory. Very good explanation, you get gold star sticker ⭐

Alaska has like none considering how north and large it is!