I got banned from r/politics for saying we were just waiting for old people to croak. “Permabanned”. Lasted like 3.5 years? Idk why/when I was unbanned.

Don’t sweat it. You’re literally better off.

Why is Biden not hiring 20-somethings to meme this shit to high hell holy shit.

This earnest photo is hilarious.

Let’s set up the narrative now:

Only a fucking pussy would back down from a debate against Joe Biden.

I mean… Lemmy is a start… right? Right?

2008 all over again

It’s a motor skill. Consistent deliberate practice will yield results.

Write very very slowly. Practice all the specific movements for all letter combos. Only allow your speed of writing to increase if the quality doesn’t suffer.

It’s literally exactly like playing piano to your brain.

There’s a reason we’re at the top of the food chain.

I saw someone do a creative writing exercise where they wrote as a wise wild animal explaining why you don’t fuck with humans. We’re terrifying.

If a shark tries to taste just one of us, millions of us will attack their whole species.

We domesticated fucking wolves. Wolves realized it was better to bow down and beg for treats than to consider competing.

The Gullah Geechee peoples dialect?

Of course.

That we distill what makes us uncomfortable and make a mockery of it. As a communal past time.

I mean this isn’t it. But this country is toast.

This is where we’re at?

Biden admin needs to use their campaign money to pay underemployed 22-30 year olds to be meme lords to help with this campaign.

I see a headline like this and I’m fucking dying. I’m sure some kids younger than me could cook something up from this headline alone that’d connect with plenty of 17-25 year olds.

They would think that we create sport out of pushing our physical limits so as to advance our physical limits at an optimal pace.

“The human performed two whole rotations! And while doing so, they removed their vehicle, spun it around their body, and placed it back beneath their feet before landing! However, clearly the humans valued the human who performed two and a half rotations a lot more. They call home ‘Tony Hawk’”.

Remote work.

Build homes in the echoes of cities instead of gentrifying shit holes.

Repurpose the corporate offices into affordable housing to fix the growing homelessness problems.

Create less car dependent infrastructure

Make more high density areas car free, and build affordable housing over the parking areas.

Subsidize farms if they use green tech. Subsidize them more if they’re smaller to reincitiveize small farms.

Abolish any ability for any corporation from owning any land not zoned for corporate use. Corporations may not own homes.

Did I mention remote work?

Fucking hell. What kind of evil piece of garbage pushes a child’s head underwater?

Pretty sure they were pro sterilization of basically anyone not Aryan.

Well yeah

It’s not like he was following a YouTube tutorial

There was a story on this shit on 60 minutes in the 90s. Maybe chronicle. Idk. Stories about people having their intestines ripped out of their assholes.

Horrifying shit.

Apparently not a universally solved issue?

Instead, they’ll pay their bottom tier employees to get berated by people with legitimate gripes, settle for a class action, and keep on sailing the skies.

And not just one or two.

AT&T                         $63,050          $581,500           $625,000                 $1,269,550
Altria                       $36,000          $252,000           $937,471                 $1,225,471
Comcast                      $26,000          $413,000           $785,000                 $1,224,000
Charter Communications       $26,350          $321,500           $717,200                 $1,101,050
CVS                          $17,250          $127,000           $935,235                 $1,079,485
UnitedHealth Group           $40,750          $188,000           $800,000                 $1,028,750
Pfizer                       $23,950          $223,000           $752,120                 $999,070
Walmart                      $14,500          $280,500           $670,000                 $965,000
General Motors               $18,250          $206,800           $670,000                 $894,250
Home Depot                   $0               $407,500           $450,000                 $857,500
Google                       $0               $158,000           $570,000                 $728,000
Deloitte                     $12,500          $365,500           $301,000                 $679,000
Amazon                       $31,500          $170,500           $475,635                 $677,635
UPS                          $15,000          $481,500           $100,000                 $596,500
Microsoft                    $2,000           $180,500           $400,000                 $582,500
Visa                         $0               $211,000           $350,000                 $561,000
Eli Lilly and Company        $25,000          $155,000           $332,500                 $512,500
Aflac                        $0               $352,000           $100,950                 $452,950
Blue Cross Blue Shield       $0               $222,650           $225,500                 $448,150
T-Mobile                     $3,450           $237,000           $200,950                 $441,400
Boeing                       $2,000           $384,000           $0                       $386,000
Verizon                      $0               $321,000           $0                       $321,000
Delta Air Lines              $0               $205,000           $105,500                 $310,500
FedEx                        $22,500          $24,000            $0                       $46,500
Dell                         $0               $209,000           $0                       $209,000```

When I take sobriety months, I collect root beers and try to find the best.

Dad’s came outta nowhere. Easy 2nd place for me. Had never heard of it. Incredible root beer. I was expecting something meh, idk why. I was pleasantly surprised.

Virgil’s is #1 all day tho