Yep. 35 and in second year of uni. About 10 years to figure that shit out, and 2-3 years to redo highschool. At least we’ll live longer then them, if civilization doesn’t implode.

Yeah, I don’t think many devs have ever worked in a kitchen.

Amazon CEO’s:

Welcome to Amazon, I love you.

anon gets into academia

UwU

No, I mean a sow bug.

how else would you crush your enemies with vomit

A light cannabis salad tossed in fresh THC oil.

Everyone: Wouldn’t it be cool if we had photos of 16^th century urban landscapes?

Bernardo Bellotto:

We’ll run out at that point. We still need them for… for… uh?

You must be referring to the Woodlouse Hunter which hunts… *checks notes …Granny Grunters.

we are all basically donuts with fleshy frosting

Unless the public kills one CEO every year or so to keep them in line.

Compost* the rich

You don’t know where your CEO has been. Be safe and only use them to make dirt.

nuh-uh

Men Who Stare At Goats?

What’s with all these weird names for a pill bug.

Kind of like being anywhere in Scotland when Margaret Thatcher died.

furry egg frfr