Judge all you want girl! This is still better than making out on a bare fucking rock!

This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉

Roll a charisma check

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

Okay, but HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn’t work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.

If there’s a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don’t feel safe!

Can you help me with my pimple?

You’re making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to… Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there’s nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!

Shitty days, but days nonetheless, when PC gaming was the Dark Souls of gaming.

Why do you know that!?

On second thought, please ignore that question.

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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Since you got time, take a single minute and focus only on your breath, for like 10 breaths.

Makes it easier to doom scroll without identifying yourself with that feeling of doom. Also it makes me feel gratitude. Don’t know why, but I’ll take it.

Never bring a knife to a bomb fight.

I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).

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