MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago“Don’t worry honey, I got this”lemmy.todayimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1750arrow-down175
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minus-squareJoShmoelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agowrites down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
minus-squareClaraBecker@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days ago“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart. “Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?” “I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley. *gasp* my gluten allergy.
minus-squareFetus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoWhat was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
minus-squareClaraBecker@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoThere were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
What was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.