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minus-squareJoShmoelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 months agowrites down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 months ago“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart. “Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?” “I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley. *gasp* my gluten allergy.
minus-squareFetus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoWhat was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThere were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
What was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.